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Kumbaya

Jamie Stroud

Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya.
Someone's menstruating in their own mouth, my Lord, kumbaya.
Oooohhh Lord, kumbaya!

Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya.
Someone's rebelling against religion, my Lord, kumbaya.
Oooohhh Lord, kumbaya!

Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya.
Someone's farting on the campfire, my Lord, kumbaya.
Oooohhh Lord, kumbaya!

Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya.
Someone's masturbating during prayer time, my Lord, kumbaya.
Oooohhh Lord, kumbaya!

Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya.
Someone's eating their own crab manifestations, my Lord, kumbaya.
Oooohhh Lord, kumbaya!

Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya.
Someone's dripping cum all over the roasting marshmallows, my Lord, kumbaya.
Oooohhh Lord, kumbaya!

Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya.
Someone's blowing diarrhea bubbles from out of their butthole, my Lord, kumbaya.
Oooohhh Lord, kumbaya!

Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya.
Someone's artificially inseminating a forest fire, my Lord, kumbaya.
Oooohhh Lord, kumbaya!

Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya.
Someone's coercing a bear into unprotected sexual intercourse, my Lord, kumbaya.
Oooohhh Lord, kumbaya!

Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya.
Someone's shooting cum by ya', my Lord, kumbaya.
Oooohhh Lord, kumbaya!

Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya.
Someone's raping Jujimufu's tight virgin A word with a stick he found on the floor, my Lord, kumbaya.
Oooohhh Lord, kumbaya!

Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya.
Someone's using the campfire logs for the purpose of autoerotic stimulation, my Lord, kumbaya.
Oooohhh Lord, kumbaya!

Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya.
Someone's using the power of prayer in order to wish Jesus Christ back to life so that she can take his virginity, my Lord, kumbaya.
Oooohhh Lord, kumbaya!

Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya.
Someone's inviting Stephanie from Lazy Town to spend the night in his tent, my Lord, kumbaya.
Oooohhh Lord, kumbaya!

Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya.
Someone's seducing the spirits of the woods into deviant sexual acts, my Lord, kumbaya.
Oooohhh Lord, kumbaya!

Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya.
Someone's tricking the Gods of the forest into fornicating with each other so that they can give birth to cute little children Gods for them to have sex with, my Lord, kumbaya.
Oooohhh Lord, kumbaya!

Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya.
Someone's looking at kitty porn and they are such good kitty kitties, my Lord, kumbaya.
Oooohhh Lord, kumbaya!

Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya.
Someone's attempting to perform extraordinary acts that they're not yet capable of doing, my Lord, kumbaya.
Oooohhh Lord, kumbaya!

Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya.
Someone's acting so cute that I just want to hug her and love her forever, my Lord, kumbaya.
Oooohhh Lord, kumbaya!

Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya.
Someone's going to make the world a better place by singing this song, my Lord, kumbaya.
Oooohhh Lord, kumbaya!


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