Ultimate Juji Party Collection
Jamie Stroud and Jaron Stroud
- 3732y10-14w (oct) (ICS): Version 1
Notes: These are a collection of threads Jaron and I posted on the acrobolix.com forum.
- How Big Of A Juji Fanboi Or Fangirly Are You!? (Jamie)
- A) Eh, I check out his videos and articles and post on his forum from time to time, but that's about it.
- B) I collect everything about Juji, all his articles, all his videos, I even search the internet and gather together all the pictures of him and I also save all the posts he makes on other forums. My collection could probably be labeled pornographic.
- C) I like to look up his address on Google Earth and spend hours at a time staring at his house and yard while I fantasize about one day giving him a surprise visit. I'd show up at his house unexpected and knock viciously at his front door. As soon as he opens up, I'd go teary eyed as I yelled at him saying, "I'm your biggest fan!" He'd probably not even know who I am and he'd be a bit disturbed that I'd show up randomly like that. He'd be kind enough to offer me lunch or something, but he'd be careful not to be too friendly as to give me the impression that it's okay to just randomly show up at his house and expect to be buddies with him just because I'm a fan. I'd leave his house feeling as if my life is complete.
- D) I don't like this site or Juji and ya'll are just a bunch of gay fag queer homo douche pedo losers... and I want to be banned.
- How Hardcore Is Jujimufu!? (Jamie)
- A) I think Juji is so hardcore that he must constantly have an erection and he never goes flaccid!
- B) I think Juji is so hardcore that he's probably illegal where I come from.
- C) I think Juji is so hardcore that he needs his own word for how hardcore he is... he's Jujicore!
- D) Eh, he's just a smelly yugimon nerd, and I want to be banned.
- If Jujimufu Evolved... (Jamie)
- If Jujimufu could evolve, or become super saiyan, or anything else of that sort, what would you name him and how would he look? I'd name him Von Jujimonmon and here are some pictures of what his evolved form would look like.
- Where Will Juji Be In 5 Years!? (Jamie)
- A) I think he will totally be the ruler of this entire F wording planet. But he'll be the coolest ruler because he'll rock so hard and he'll just trick all day and he'll be so so so sooooooo cool! He'll also get so good and yummy with all the hot chicks and tell people to plop thumb in front of him.
- B) I think he'll be recognized as perfection by the FBI and they'll capture him and elite scientists will study his genes and future super babies will be genetically engineered based on Juji's DNA.
- C) I think he'll be a sex slave and he'll live in a cage and when he says he's hungry his mistress will shoot fun into his mouth and make him swallow it and then if he's a good boy he'll be let out of his cage but if he's naughty then surely he needs to be punished and then he'll be spanked while being forced to satisfy his mistress's every sexual desire!
- D) He'll probably end up some loser on the streets that is nothing but a detriment to society. He'll probably end up being banned from society for molesting children too, while I, coincidentally, end up banned from this forum for molesting Juji's good name.
- If Jujimufu had to eat cafeteria lunch? (Jaron)
- A) Tater tots, they're portable, cylindrical, possess a crunchy outside with a slightly less crunchy inside, and they are easy to throw at others.
- B) Rectangle Pizza, they have four 90 degree angles, a combo of meats, cheeses, and breads, and even the cubey pepperoni are geometrically significant.
- C) Cheeseburger, you can add pickles (but only 2, don't be greedy Juji, other kids may want pickles as well), you can squeeze your ketchup into a happy face shape, you can put your side of tater tots in the mix and possibly create the perfect cafeteria bite.
- D) Mac and Cheese, it only costs 3 lunch tickets, it tastes more like butter than cheese, you can put one between your lips and suck air through it and it might make a little whistly gurgly noise.
- E) Sloppy Joes, "Have some more sloppy joes. I made 'em extra sloppy for youse. I know how youse kids like 'em sloppy." "Lady you're scaring us." (Billy Madison)
- If Jujimufu could change his penis color into any color? (Jaron)
- A) Cotton candy pink, so he could easily attract and manipulate prepubescent girls.
- B) Poop brown, so that whenever he sees his own cock he will have a quick thought run through his head saying, "What? Did I just have homosexual anal sex last night and not remember?" But then he would remember that his cock is permanently that color and be slightly disappointed that he didn't have homosexual sex last night, but the initial ecstatic shock and confusion would far outweigh the disappointment afterwards making this a worthy choice nonetheless.
- C) Urine yellow, so that way when he urinates he won't know where his penis ends and his urine begins. It would make him trip balls so hard it would shatter his entire universe.
- D) Bright red, so he and his dog could have philosophical chats about how it's far superior to have an erection slangly dubbed a "red rocket" instead of "boner" and smoke wooden pipes and be all pretentious and S word and maybe make out after.
- What type of blinds would Jujimufu choose for his windows? (Jaron)
- A) Fauxwood blinds - Has the look of real wood but less expensive. It's durable and moisture resistant so it's good for bathrooms, kitchens and kid's rooms. The problem is that it could look cheap, has fewer color options than others and is the heaviest horizontal blind.
- B) Real wood blinds - Well of course, it's real wood so it's a bit more classy. Brings a warm natural look to the window and has more color options than others. Also does an excellent job blocking and varying incoming light. It's even light in weight. On the down side, they can chip or become damaged easily and can obstruct more of the window when raised compared to other options.
- C) Aluminum blinds - These are very inexpensive so they are good if one is on a budget. They do their job well with blocking and varying incoming light but the thing is, they just look cheap. Even with the array of color choices, there is no way to prevent these blinds from looking like they were made in a Chinese sweatshop.
- D) Vertical Blinds - They are perfect for sliding glass doors and large windows. Very easy to clean and maintain considering that they pick up much less dust than horizontal blinds. Can be beautifully textured and/or patterned. At the same time, can look a little too contemporary and cliche. They also don't block or vary light as well as the horizontals.
- What Would You Do To Make Juji Love You!? (Jamie)
- A) I'd tell Him that He's my only, always and forever, and nothing will ever change that! I'd also start capitalizing when I refer to Him in the second person in order to make Him seem more God like than He already is!
- B) I'd hold his hand when he crosses the street and read him bed time stories when his tummy hurts and I'd be there to burp him when he's loaded up on too much carbs for his gastrointestinal tract to handle.
- C) I'd be his sex slave and let him use and abuse me with his relentless and dominating sex drive in order to satisfy his every sexual desire!
- D) I'd flick him off while he's sleeping, then when he sees me, I'd run to his backyard as he chases after me and I'd hide in a tree. He'll be too tired and disgruntled to bother trying to catch me up there, so then he'll just curse at me and flail his arms for a bit. Afterward... he'd ban me!
- How Would Juji React If He Had His Virginity Dismantled!?!?! (Jamie)
- A) He'd hide the dead body by a random hillside since he was so inspired by the Hillside Stranglers. Once found, a note would be written at the autopsy scene, "semen induced blunt force trauma". Whether it was accidental or intentional is unknown.
- B) He was just so sexually repressed as a child, the pleasures of sex were too much for him to cope with. He'd go into shock and end up spending the rest of his days as "Juji Slutts" in a local mental institution, dealing with desires to self-abuse and also frequently trying to have covert sex with the female patients and nurses there.
- C) He'd say, "Thank you, Antoine, for sharing that side of yourself with me."
- D) He'd make some moaning and grunting noises and maybe some small talk and then he'd orgasm and afterward he'd say to the female something about how fun it was.
- E) She'd tell him he's horrible and has no idea what he's doing which would just make Juji feel even more nervous and uncomfortable which would cause him to go limp. Eventually, he'd be able to block out her bantering and concentrate on his dick, but as soon as he gets hard again he'd orgasm and ejaculate, then she'd get upset at him for cumming before she wanted him to and so she'd put her clothes on, make fun of how sexually inadequate he is, then leave. He'd give it all he had to fight back those tears, but as soon as she closes that door he'd fall to the floor and burst into manic crying. He'd lay there nude, curled up on his side, sucking his thumb. He'd regress to a child-like mentality, a world in his mind where pressures of sex don't exist. He'd spend the rest of his days lonely, sexually frustrated, and with not just a few psychological disturbances... and I want to be banned.
- How Much Sympathy Do You Have For Juji In His Time Of Need!?!?! (Jamie)
- A) I have so much sympathy for poor Juji's school beatings that I'm crying my eyes out right now, and then I'm going to use the tears as lube for jacking off in order to heal my sympathy-induced-by-Juji sorrow.
- B) I have so so so sooooooo much sympathy for Juji that I would suck him, I would suck him so hard all in the hopes that it would help make him feel better for the school trauma he endured. That, and sucking him would make me horny.
- C) Not only am I sympathetic for the physical punishment that poor, defenseless, and slightly autistic Juji had to suffer by his teachers in school, but I am outraged! Not only is physical punishment an inefficient form of discipline, but Juji clearly didn't know any better. His problem behavior wasn't a result of defiance, he just sees the world in different glasses than the rest of us (think kaleidoscope glasses rather than prescription) and his behavior is a function of his different outlook on life, not rebellion and aggressiveness. My point is, no child deserves physical punishment at school, but Juji's was especially uncalled for and he was severely misunderstood by his elders.
- D) I don't care really. There's a lot more tragic stuff that goes on in the world than an occasional swat on the bottom or hand at school. My upbringing was probably more brutal than Juji's anyway, I was beaten and raped by my parents, where's the sympathy for me!? Also, I deserve to be banned.
- What's Jujimufu's Sexual Orientation!? (Jamie)
- A) I think Juji has the power to only be horny when he wants and he also has the power to be sexually attracted to anything he wants. So if he wants to be sexually attracted to grass and go in his backyard to hump the lawn, he can do that, then he can stop being sexually attracted to grass as soon as his heart desires. You probably don't believe me, but I swear he can if he wants, I SWEAR IT!
- B) I think he probably gets turned on by thinking about tricking and saving the world and weird stuff like that.
- C) I think he's a pedosexual and needs to come out of the toy box already.
- D) I think he's a homosexual and needs to come out of the closet already... and I need to be banned already.
- How many females have masturbated to Juji!? (Jamie)
- A) Well, if about 1,000,000 different people have seen Juji's videos, and 10% of Juji's viewing audience is female and about 10% of those females end up masturbating to Juji then I guess probably around 10,000 females have masturbated to Juji.
- B) I think every single female that has seen Juji has masturbated to him! Even if they didn't choose to because they're sexually repressed or whatever, they'd end up having an involuntary orgasm on the spot because they'd be so horny by him!
- C) I think close to 100% of females in the world have masturbated to Juji, even if they haven't seen his videos. How can that be possible!? Well, you know that super hunk stranger guy that shows up in female sexual fantasies, the one that sweeps them off their feet and sexually violates them in the most appropriate and satisfying ways? Ya, that's Juji.
- D) I think probably 0 females have masturbated to Juji. He's just too much of a nerdy, distinct-featured, pronounced elbow-creased, inadequately groomed, loser! In fact, if it was possible for less than 0 females to have masturbated to Juji, I would choose that as an option... and I also opt to be banned.