Artistic Writing Of Significance... Volume 3!
- 3726y (oct) (ICS): Version 1
- Notes: The following is largely based on my true life.
- Girl Jamie: Hey Jamie, do you remember when you used to equate sin with any sign of sexuality?
- Boy Jamie: Oh ya, I remember that, like when I'd have a nocturnal orgasm and then feel guilty about it, even though it was involuntary, and how could I be blamed for something my body did on its own?
- Girl Jamie: Ya, and then you started noticing that you would ejaculate at the same time that you defecated, how did that make you feel Jamie, you sick freak!? I mean, of all the times you could ejaculate, you do it right when a piece of crud is sliding out of your bum, now not only were you evil, but you were disgusting and sick minded as well.
- Boy Jamie: Ya, I felt evil for ejaculating, and also disgusting and sick minded for ejaculating at the same time that I pooped.
- Girl Jamie: But I bet secretly you enjoyed it didn't you!? You thought, wow, this might be weird but it's pretty erotic at the same time, and in some ways you thought you had a special form of pleasure that probably not many other guys get, because how many guys actually ejaculate when they defecate? What guys would admit to that, and even if they did, what researcher is really going to try to gather statistics on such a thing to find out how common it is? You may have no idea how many guys have experienced such a thing, nor how frequently it might occur for most men, but you knew it occurred to you a lot, and you liked it!
- Boy Jamie: ...It's true! But you have to realize, as Masters and Johnson discovered, arousal, erection, orgasm, and ejaculation are all separate processes that can actually have the ability to occur on their own without either one as a prerequisite nor having to accompany one another. So even though I would ejaculate when I crudded feces out of me bum, I did not orgasm! Of course, it was still fairly pleasurable to ejaculate while I went poopies, but it was not the same as reaching orgasm.
- Girl Jamie: No... but you would have liked to wouldn't you!? If you could have reached orgasm at the same time that you released your bowel movements, you would have been in ecstasy, and don't you deny it!
- Boy Jamie: ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! *sobs* You've broken me down... is that what you wanted? Okay, I admit it. I would have loved to orgasm as I pinched loafs, but does that really make me evil... does that make me disgusting... or sick minded? Maybe it makes me none of those things. Maybe it makes me HUMAN! Perhaps anyone, male or female, human or animal, peepee or poopoo, would love to orgasm while they dropped loads. It's human nature, and to call human nature evil and digusting and sick minded, is itself evil, disgusting, and sick minded. For human nature is beautiful in its nefarious yet harmless sexual ways, and to bad mouth humanity is blasphemy. And I know many people must think I've gone awry with my sexually deviant demeanor, but not even when my sexuality has reached nadir should you expect regret or guilt from me. For sexuality is not always roses and butterfly kisses, sometimes it's cups of urine and feces blended together and then poured all over a woman's vulva as the man stuffs her while he's flaccid! And though it may not always be socially appropriate or aesthetic, sometimes that's just the way sex is, and it's our flaw as humans for seeing it as ugly, not sex's flaw for appearing ugly, for it is not absolutely ugly, we only perceive it that way.
- Girl Jamie: ...AMEN! *smiles, then gives Boy Jamie a wink*